ah yeah holiday yeah

My holiday is national fish day when you dress up like fish or other water like creatures such as mermaids and crabs and squids. You can not eat fish this day you have to eat coconut cookies and cake and chicken apple juice and lime maranated in pinefor dinner served with tropical punch . It is on july 13th .There are swimming competions all day and boatng events. Another event is that there are special dances that you can preform and make hawaiian lays and skirts. We also get 2 days off work or school but proably not school because its summer. You deorate your house in blue streamers and glitter and add little decorations of fish and sea creatures around your house . On the morning of July 13th you aways have water bloon fights and play lots of pranks on people. We also have a special decoration that you have to have up its a ship that you build from your own materials ,you can get creative as you want.

I like them chocolatee eeeeeggs!

Dear Diary

So it's four days before easter and I am so stressed out because I have to find more places to hide the easter eggs and I still have a to make a huge load of chocolates and wrap them up in some nice bows. This happens every year I procastinate untill around the last couple of days till easter. Its always so hard for me because its so hard not eat the chocolate for the children. I am also very tired of all the parents taking credit for my hard work. Although I love easter the smell of fresh flowers and hearing the new spring chickens squaking around and making homeade creamy chocolate for the childen . It can be very hard work espcially when people steal your thunder. I feel like this year is going to be better so I am starting to get excited now ..but then as soon as its over I don't know what to do with myself . I spend countless nights staying up eating leftover peeps and chocolate eggs. I guess I could start making chocolate alittle early but I think its better fresh and warm

Hey dr phill hey!!!

Today I will be interviewing Dr. Phill I hear from the grape vine that he was been sneaking around with Tiger Woods. So today I brought the two of them together in a petite space to see whats really going on. As Dr.Phill entered dim lit room to see sir Tiger Woods sitting there the tention in the room was endless. Dr.Phill took a seat across the room it was dead silent and you could tell it was very akward for them , as they avoided eye contact. I started off asking, " So Sir Phill how did you and Tiger meet?"He replyed with, "Uhh we were at this club trying to have a good time and forget about our worries and then I saw Tiger from across the smoky room and knew he was the one for me "......I am notdone yet

chchchch teddy bear yeahhh

Everyday I sit and talk with my friends the squirrel and the porcelain doll. Some times we have tea and argue about who is going to sleep in the bed with Anna that night . Today I knew was going to be a good day because it was close to easter and Annna's room was going to be decorated with bunnies and chickens and fuzzy little things. I was really looking forward to easter decorating I really liked spring from the flowers and the bees. But the only thing I worried about during spring was getting thrown away and plus this spring her little brother was starting to walk I was scared he would steal one of us from Anna. This spring turned out to be the worst spring of them all though. It all started a few day before easter when ......... Thomas , Anna's little brother came into Anna's room and started going through Anna's droors and trying to find all her toys and clothes and dressing up ...then he started going through all the stuff on her bed which I was on as I saw each one of my friends tossed on the floor and down the hall . Then I was roughly grabbed and tossed out the window . I was going down down down the side of the two story house . Why me I was thinking as I got thrashed on to the hard ground. I was scared and alone and wanted to cry my little beady black eyes out . Wow I didn't know how big the world out side Anna's room. "OH MY GOD" I screamed as a hudge dragon like creature with no leggs squirmed towards me it was green and fuzzy and had stripes along it . I think Anna read about of them one time I think they were called caturpilars. I ran as fast as my little stuffed legs could take me .The grasss was so long tall and thick it was difficult to see where I was going. Finally I made it to the curb where Anna's trash cans were set up . BOOM and a hudge flash of lightning strikes , just my luck as cold beads of water started pouring down on me. I was scared and alone and had no idea how I was going to get back to Annas room. I decided to climb in the trash cans to take cover from the cold wet rain pouring down on me . I pulled a garbage bag over me to keep me warm for the cold night ahead. I started to think about all the ways I could get back in to the house one way is too either tomarrow (garbage day ) the trash man will see me and bring me back to Anna but that probably wouldn't work because our garbage man kurby is heartless and doesn't care about anyone.

Jaemma Jadee & Emmas sport

Jerserys- will be blue and white with unicorns on them with 2 black thick lines on your face. Equitment- Rollerblades and knee pads and elbow pads with sun glasses that look cool butterfly nets and big net Rules- There are none. Don't get to rowdy Players- 4 per team Referees-there is one to make sure the game is fair Fan stuff- giant fingers hot dog hamburger stands and beverage cotton candy other foods jerseys and stickers , tempory tattos , bumber stickers Scoring- to score you have to get a ball in the butterfly net and either jum or throw other the net on the other teams with the ball and throw the ball in a basket medacine balls Length of the game- Till one team scores 50 times Boundaries - are the size of two bastekball courts. This game is full contact and if you can't handle the heat then get off the court anothwer way to win is to hurt everyone on the opposite team.

Moo Moo da cow

Every morning I wake up thinking about how many spots I will have today and every morning I always say hi to my huge family like mama moo moo and papa burger . Today was a nice day in the field the birds where singing and the sun was shining down on the grassy field so perfectly , it was a beautiful spring day. But something weird has been happening every morning I have been waking up to family member missing ....I have no idea whats going on there seems to be something weird happening in the red barn about a mile away the words been getting out that some bad and scary stuff has been happening down there. Usually when I get up I eat some nice green grass watch the farmer drive the tractor through the fields and chew some cud for a while . But today is going to be different I am going to do alittle investigating and see whats up with this barn down the road. Today I snuck out of the barn yard and trotted down the old dirt road , to the rusty red barn where screams and moos of terrors are coming from. I brace my self for what I might see my fury legs are shaking and knees are banging together my mooing voice is shaky and there isnt any cud left in my mouth to chew on. I tip toe (hoof )around the corner and the door just happens to creak open. "MOOOOOOOOOOOO" I screamed really loudly in terror . As I see the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, it was uncle mooers and aunt spot hanging my there hooves ...dead. I ran as fast as I could down the rocky and dusty road I had to warn everyone what was happening only a mile away from the barn yard. When I got back to the field I was so out a breathe I have to admitt I am not the healthiest cow in the barn yard. Everyone was asking what I saw , was it scary , is that where everyone has been going ? "We all need to get out of here , there going to make us into hamburger , we need to leave this place before another one of us are taken to that place". I thought about maybe we could get away to a nice tropical island and live a long nice happy life with all of there no one being turned into hamburger. We could catch a plane sending horses to be raced and maybe catch a boat to a deserted island. We decided to go with that plan and packed a few hay bails for the way there , luckily there were some horses going to maui to race some other horses. We snuck on the plane without being noticed we were surprised that we go that far. As soon as the plane landed we got off and snuck on a boat that was heading for oahu . We kept watch on the boat and found a quite nice sized island. Cows aren't exactly the best swimmers but most of us made it to the sunny island. We washed up on shore all out of breathe and settled up some nice tiki huts and some nice little shacks and gathered up some grass and fruit. It was perfect for us and we are going to be here a while .........

My Spectacular Spring Break

I had an amazing spring break after I rolled out of bed at about 1.00 in the afternoon. The first week of spring break I spent down at my grandmas and grandpas ranch . While I was there I helped my grandpa feed the cows.The next week I spent having sleepovers with tons of friends first sleepover I had we watched friday the 13th then the next night the hills have eyes ...they killed the dog in th hills have eyes that was the worst part. At another sleepover with the amazing miss Emma Gillie's we had a battle to the death..with eggs . That day was April fools so I scared emma when she was in the shower I screamed and spread ketchup everywhere ..she thought I was dead. This was a pretty good spring break if I say so myself . Worst spring Break I am so sorry to Hear about your grandma but don't worry my spring break wasn't that great either . I mean all the people I hung out with were so annoying and one killed my cat and the other threw eggs at me and one day I went to Starbucks and they gave me a medium instead a of a large . To make matter worse I had to go to my grandmas and it smells like cows there ewww . Well anyway I am sorry about your spring break and mine we can cry about it together .